DATS - You broke WHAT?!

[Candescence]

INCOMING SILLINESS.


"Hanamura-kun, what did you do?"

The DATS HQ meeting room was awfully crowded, and the atmosphere was highly awkward. Things were just not right, and things were made even more awkward since now everyone was aware of this narrati-


"Oh, shut up and let us interrogate Yosuke already!"

Alright, alright, jeez.


Yosuke was twiddling his thumbs nervously, with Jiraiya right beside him. "Um... Yeah... While Jira and I were accidentally trapped in that weird sub-dimension yesterday... We ran into this big wall that was blocking our path, see?"


"What kind of wall? Brick? Steel?"


"Neither. It looked a bit more like a massive viewing screen. It didn't seem to be on, so..."


"Right, right, I think we get the picture..." Emerald crossed his arms.


"So... What happened next?" Ikuto raised an eyebrow.


"Jeez, we know what happened - they BROKE IT. Case closed."


"Whoa, whoa, whoa, not so fast! That didn't happen!"


"Then what DID happen?"


"Um... We tried to go up and over the wall, since we figured there had to be a point where it we could go over it. But... Along the way... Um... I accidentally bumped into it. And it just came down completely."


"So, you DID break it."


"... Okay, yes, we broke the fourth wall. Happy?"


"HAPPY?!" Zoe slammed her hands onto the table. "We were better off not knowing we were part of some internet message board roleplay, thank you very much!"

This isn't even canon, so it's not like it's gonna even matter or anything, I mean, it's not like you guys go OOC occasionally just to make jokes-


"SHUT UP!"


Souji could only help but sigh.


"Agreed. This is just ridiculous."


Suguru rubbed his temples. "So... We're going to have to repair the fourth wall, aren't we."

Basically, yes.


"Lovely."

[YolkaEd]

@yoshi@

"Argh, this is the worst..." Yoshi muttered, rubbing her temples as well. "...I'm at a loss for words."

@silver@

"I can see why..." Silver muttered. "...seeing who writes your dialogue."

HEY! I take offense to that!

@silver@

"Yeah? Well, what are you going to do about it?"

@taiagumon@

"It's not like you can just take physical form and pester us..."

...oh, really?

@kenta@@tai@@blue@@tommy@@ivan@@junior@@koemon@

"Yeah!"

@marineangemon@

"Phuu!"

...listen, I'm still trying to wrap my head around how we managed to shatter the boundaries between the RP world and the forum, so let's just calm down, and-

@blue@

"Yeah, when you get a haircut."

@silver@

Silver cracked a small smile at that wisecrack.

...big mistake.

@tai@

"Hm?"

Ahem... and then Blue tenderly placed his hand on Silver's cheek, whispering those words the redhead had waited for him to utter for so lo-

@blue@@silver@

"YOU MONSTER!!!" both of them screamed, as Blue was somehow forced into placing his hand on Silver's cheek, just like I wrote it.

Heh... don't mess with a guy who knows of slash fiction; especially when he can control your every move.

@silver@

"...I'm seriously going to kill you..."

@blue@

"Me first..."

[Candescence]

"BWAHAHAHAHA! Oh God, that's hilarious!" Ashe was grinning from ear to ear from the spectacle...

...Before suddenly grabbing Zoe and kissing her on the lips passionately-


"HEY!" Zoe broke off from Ashe, highly annoyed. "You did that just because you wanted to have us kiss, didn't you?!"


"Yeah, what the hell, dude?!"

Um... Uh...


"If you wanted girl-on-girl, you could've asked ME!" Kate stormed in, annoyed. "Speaking of which, why did you make me bi, and why haven't I turned up in the canon RP yet?!"

Because girl-on-girl is hot, and I haven't figured out how to put you in yet! HAPPY?!


"Hey, girl-on-girl IS hot, I ain't complaining." Yosuke grinned.


"For guys, anyway. But for girls... Why do you think most slash writers are girls?"

Yeah, and everyone thinks YOU'RE gay for Souji. Everyone argues IF Kanji's gay, but for you, everyone argues about HOW gay you are.


"Wha... OH. UGH. Thanks a lot, now I have mental images. Someone pass me the brain bleach, PLEASE?!"


Keith sighed, as he looked at the Digidestined. "I swear, now I know how you guys feel."


"Can we PLEASE stop talking about who's gay for who and figure out how to fix this mess?!"


"Yeah!"

But we haven't even BEGUN talking about the non-written stu-


"Do us a favor, and stop talking about this sort of thing, please, we have more pressing matters." Izanamimon crossed her arms.

Or you'll do what?


"This."

OKAY, OKAY, STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT. PLEASE.


"Thank you."

[YolkaEd]

@silver@

"So, how are we going to fix this mess?"

Well, I do have one solution...

@blue@

"THIS oughta be good."

Well... why can't we just repair the fourth wall? You know, with tape, glue, that kinda stuff.

@junior@

"...okay, dude? That's just silly."

@koemon@

"Koe agrees."

Says the kid who hangs out with a green monkey all the time...

@junior@

"Was that an insult?!"

No, I'm just saying that you can't call trying to fix the fourth wall silly, when there's sillier things going on around us.

@ivan@

"...wait... I think I have an idea."

@yoshi@

"What?"

@ivan@

"Well, these writers obviously have some manner of control over us. Can't they simply write us into repairing the fourth wall?"

...you know... I hadn't thought of that.

@tai@

"Then why don't you just get to it and write us doing that?"

...well, I can try. Ahem... at that point, Agumon, Ivan, Tommy and Koemon took on their strongest forms, and began repairing the fourth wall as best they could.

@wargreymon@@spinomon@@korikakumon@@cannondramon@

"...we're not doing anything."

Eh?! Then... I can't write you just fixing the damn wall?!

@silver@

"Goes to show how useful you are..."

...kkh...

@blue@

"Oh, you stay away from that website! If I find out that you're looking for material to scar us with, I'm sending Blastoise on you!"

...duly noted.