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Post by AnT on Sept 17, 2010 23:32:41 GMT -5
@tea@ "Hm..." Strange...typical jungle, typical moist temperature, typical sounds from the jungle...
...but why were there soda machines sitting around?
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Post by Alien-Child on Sept 17, 2010 23:45:10 GMT -5
@joey@ "Well, I am thirsty." Joey shrugged, oing up to one of the machines and about to put a coin into the slot, but it began shakking. "What the-?!"
@kittens@ "Mew!" The cats cried as they saw the machine open, and strange green slimes monsters with eyeballs pour out.
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Post by AnT on Sept 17, 2010 23:49:55 GMT -5
@tea@ "AGH!!" she flinched, seeing green slimy creatures poking out of the machine. "I knew there was a catch..."
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Post by Alien-Child on Sept 18, 2010 11:33:10 GMT -5
@joey@ "Uh.. so any of you guys going to give me a soda?"
@numemon@ "Gya..." The Numemon drooled, before reaching behind him and pulling out a brown swirling gunk, and Joey and the Kittens clearly knew what it was.
@joey@ "Okay... I'm going to barf!"
@numemon@ Power: 9 Defense: 3 Speed: 8 Mental: 7 Sp.Def:3 HP: 10 And they hurled the stuff in question at Joey.
@joey@ "AHHHH!" He shouted, trying to avoid being covered by feces.
@numemon@ "HEEEELLLOOO!" A Numemon slithered up a tree to get near Tea, and was making kissy-faces at the girl.
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Post by Candescence on Sept 18, 2010 12:22:28 GMT -5
Meanwhile, a familiar Skitty and his partner were minding their own business... "So, you think you're familiar with the rules?" Emerald sighed. "You practically beat them into my head, already. Speaking of which... How do you know all this stuff? And why are you at your first stage? I remember you were at least two stages higher." "Honestly? No idea. It's like I got implanted with all this knowledge or something... The system reverted my evolution, I think, too. Though, I still am pretty dang strong as Skitty..." "Well, starting off with a strong Pokemon is good enough for me. We'll figure it out as we-" Then he noticed Joey and Tea get attacked by... "Numemon... Figures. Josh, let's save 'em already from their embarrassing predicament. Double Slap!" The Skitty hopped off Emerald, and grinned, before jumping at the various Numemon and striking at them with his tail... Josh (Champion-level strength) HP: 40 Power: 12 Speed: 10 Defense: 10 S. Attack: 5 S. Defense: 6 ---------------------------------------------- Double Slap: Roll a five-sided dice. This determines the number of hits, even against multiple opponents. ------------------------------------------------- (Hit Roll) [dice=5] (Sp. Attack) [dice=12][dice=12][dice=12][rand=512977552655395577713792725225370092292385272078069685678931050616]
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Post by AnT on Sept 18, 2010 14:38:26 GMT -5
@tea@ "Ewwwww..." not only was she highly disturbed by the slime creatures lusting over her, she couldn't bare the smell.
@pikeru@ Teleporting in front of Tea, with light, Pikeru threatened the Numemon back with her staff. "Get back you fridge sludge freaks! Back!"
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Post by Alien-Child on Sept 18, 2010 18:49:02 GMT -5
@numemon@ "AAHHH! Its the girl from Billy and Mandy!" The Numemon cried, climbing down the tree. Before he turned a bish, he faces Tea, "Call Me!"
@numemon@ [dice=8][dice=8][dice=8] [dice=8][dice=8][dice=8] [dice=8][dice=8][dice=8] HP:10-8=4 10-5=5 10-11=-1 "AAHHH!" One of the Numemon cried as he was deleted. "Oh my god, they killed Kenny!" "GET HIM!"
At Josh, crap was hurled at him. [dice=7][dice=7][dice=7]
@joey@ "I feel so violated..." joey groaned, his clothes covered in feces.[rand=0941390223799808403861805954335307413806138724048259188821597199441]
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Post by AnT on Sept 18, 2010 21:15:28 GMT -5
@tea@ "So do I..." she groaned in disgust when the Numemon flirted with her while they ran.
@pikeru@ Porting before Joey, Pikeru used her healing powers to actual clean away the feces off of Joey.
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Post by Candescence on Sept 18, 2010 22:34:00 GMT -5
"Oh, get over it! Are you guys even REAL?!" (Speed) [dice=10][dice=10][dice=10] (Sp. Defense) [dice=6][dice=6] 40 - 3 = 37 "UGH!" He shook off what little bits of poop that managed to hit him. "For Arceus' sake, have you no dignity?!" "Josh, we're not even sure if YOU are real either. Double Slap, again!" "Oh, thanks a lot, now I've got an existenial crisis on my hands..." He sighed, as he charged again, striking with his tail. (Hit Roll) [dice=5] (Power) [dice=12][dice=12][dice=12][rand=23259538948421737610248280187739492951117492754545846230013644458]
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Post by Alien-Child on Sept 19, 2010 11:04:48 GMT -5
@numemon@ [dice=8][dice=8][dice=8] "GAH!" The Numemon cried as they were deleted.
@joey@ "Lady, I thank ya!" Joey smiled, getting up in his clean clothes.
@kittens@ "Mew!"
@joey@ "Why you guys didn't fight them?" He asked, and the kittens made groaning looks, "I understand... I wouldn't want to be near them either."[rand=5084847574637716545461211882377258497420944239698990481068457847]
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Post by AnT on Sept 23, 2010 23:05:33 GMT -5
@tea@ "Ditto," she shuddered.
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Post by Candescence on Sept 23, 2010 23:12:53 GMT -5
"Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na~!" He grinned, humming the Final Fantasy victory jingle, as he absorbed the particles from the Numemon... "Yeah... I can understand, those things are disgusting. Ugh. Word of advice, if you find some kind of large man-made object in a natural environment, avoid it like the plague unless there's a good reason to touch it." Emerald commented, as he walked up to Joey and Tea, and blinked. "Wait, did I see you guys outside before we entered this VR sim? Name's Emerald, and this is my partner, Josh, a Skitty..." He hopped up onto Emerald's hair, grinning. "Yeah, remember that name!" "He's also weird."
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Post by Alien-Child on Sept 24, 2010 10:05:51 GMT -5
@joey@ "Joey Wheeler and this is my Kitten Army."
@kittens@ "MEW!" The Cat's Ear Tribe saluted.
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Post by AnT on Sept 24, 2010 22:09:16 GMT -5
@tea@ "Uh...hi, I'm Tea and-"
@pikeru@ "And I am Pikeru, guardian of friendship!" she proudly announced, raising her staff, dramatically.
@tea@ "Oy..."
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Post by Candescence on Sept 27, 2010 11:25:34 GMT -5
Emerald smiled. "Nice to meet you guys. I hear you're a really good duelist, Joey, maybe we could duel somet-" "OH NO!" Josh suddenly began freaking out, as a realisation came to him... "Sam's gonna think I've gone off on my own, she'll be worried sick! She's gonna kill me, I know i-" "SHUSH!" Emerald grabbed the Skitty, and gagged his mouth with his fake, extendable hand. He looked up at Joey and Tea, and laughed sheepishly. "Yeah, as I said, he's weird." Totally not suspicious. Well, not in the evil type of way, anyway, but still suspicious.
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Post by AnT on Sept 27, 2010 20:38:12 GMT -5
@tea@ "Annnnny who..." she spoke, rather not know why the kid was acting weird. He probably is weird, anyways. "Joey, we better find you a capsule stone. Not to insult your cute kittens, but..."
Looking down at them...
"Ooooo! They're so cuuuuute!!" she squealed.
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Post by Alien-Child on Sept 27, 2010 20:46:37 GMT -5
@kittens@ "MEW!" They all smiled.
@joey@ And he groaned, but Tea was right... the only victory he might get is trying to get girl's attentions, and he just might screw that up. "Right... so there has to be one around here. Alright men, move out!"
@kittens@ "MEW!" They cheered, and as Joey move through the path, and kittens marched behind him.
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Post by Candescence on Sept 27, 2010 20:53:24 GMT -5
"Might as well get some Pokemon for me to catch, too!" Emerald grinned, as he followed. "Let's go!" "Heck yes! More allies for our team? Why the heck not."
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Post by AnT on Sept 27, 2010 21:05:17 GMT -5
@tea@ "Hmm..." Looking around the lush trees and hedges for any egg-rocks around... "You think something would happen to us...that aren't those slimy things." she moaned in disgust.
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Post by YolkaEd on Sept 28, 2010 11:49:59 GMT -5
"Who knows what could happen? Duel Monsters are quite unpredictable, after all... as are these Digital and Pocket Monsters." a male voice chuckled... @toonalligator@ ...just as what appeared to be an alligator wielding an axe suddenly plopped down on Emerald's head, giggling incessantly. What was striking about this monster, was that it looked like it had come straight out of a Western cartoon series from way back in the day.
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